“We, the animals cannot tell tales. That is why we become domesticated to listen to the tales humans tell, and settle in cities instead of living in the wild. Close to humans. That is, some of us. And the strangest part of it is that they are mostly telling what happens to us. Humans constantly tell each other about us. They add far too much of their own imagination to what they tell, and they exaggerate. This is also why martens build their nests in the attics of houses. To listen to the tales.”